"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/28/2016 at 18:30 • Filed to: I knew he was racist

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[Brews coffee]

[Grabs mug]

[Opens fridge]

[Grasps empty bottle of creamer]

[Sets it back down]

[Grabs beer]

[Turns off coffee maker to conserve electricity]

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2016 at 18:32

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I find that offensive.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 07/28/2016 at 18:34

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[Has politically incorrect joke ready]

[Sips beer instead]

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2016 at 18:37

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Why did you even bother with the coffee?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2016 at 18:37

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It’s like 90 degrees outside and you’re drinking coffee!?!?!? You aint right.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 07/28/2016 at 18:38

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I ask myself that same question every morning

[Sets event on calendar for tomorrow at 6am]

C... O... F... F...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 07/28/2016 at 18:39

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Coffee is good in all weather conditions.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2016 at 18:42

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But you just got off work. My first instinct when I get home is kiss the wife, pat the baby on the head and grab a beer.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 07/28/2016 at 18:44

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When I have chores, I like to load up on coffee, and then reward myself with several beers afterwards. Today is too fucking hot to do anything... We didn’t get AC this year and we may regret it before summer’s end.

whoarder is tellurium > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2016 at 18:44

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[coffee intensifies]

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2016 at 18:47

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We don’t have AC either. Just ceiling fans and box fans in every corner of the house. Just move that hot air around!

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2016 at 18:47

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*monocle falls to the ground*

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/31/2016 at 12:00

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Wow! That dude in CL is still pissed at me.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 07/31/2016 at 12:06

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Sure is! That post is so bizarre it’s almost hard to actually be upset about it.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/31/2016 at 12:14

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Admittedly I took some shots at him and have purposely stayed away from him but good god!